Humor: Don't you know how to entertain your baby? Put a cat in your life

Do you have a baby between 6 and 18 months and can not entertain anything? Have you bought toys but don't like them? Is it one of those who keeps the box and throws the content of the gift on the air? Have you noticed that all he wants is to play with you all day? Congratulations, you just understood how children work, to whom they care more about the game than the toy and, consequently, they prefer to play with you than with the toy you have obtained for them.

However, all is not lost if you need 60 seconds of nothing to make food, make beds, clean the house, iron clothes, dress, and comb your hair a little. Put a cat in your life and you will get those 60 seconds that you claim so much and all thanks to its tail, a wonderful mobile tool that flees from your baby's hands, creating an endless game. You want to know more? Do not detach yourself from this text.

Testimonials

Thousands of US mothers and fathers have already tried it with incredible results. Allison Murray said the following:

Finally I have a moment to sweep the house a little, lift the carpet and put under the crap. I do not change it for anything ... there are days that I even get the child to be entertained for 67 seconds and then I have time to grate cheese for pasta.

Fred Anderson goes further and in his testimony gives us even more hope:

I had to shave and I didn't know how to do it, since it is tremendously expensive to do it with the baby in one arm and the blade in the other hand. Now I have 50 seconds to shave and 20 to heal the 30 to 40 scars that I do ... This is because the cat that came to me seems more energetic than the rest. In addition to moving the tail, he moves, and encourages my son to crawl a little to try again to achieve his goal.

Mary Collins, meanwhile, tells us the following:

Since I have my son I have not had time to even shave. Now, thanks to my cat, I have enough time to do everything. I have achieved 60 seconds a day, and since then every day I make my legs, eyebrows, mustache, English, armpits and sometimes I even have time to shave my head. My life has totally changed.

Benefits for your child

The cat also gets something very beneficial for his son, since develop your fine motor skills when trying to catch the tail with the fingers and his gross motor skills, having to sometimes move the whole body to catch the tail. It serves as a spatial-sensory stimulation, since it promotes the development of three-dimensional vision and, in addition, improves eye-hand coordination, having to try to continually catch the tail.

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As you can see, they are all benefits. Thousands of people have seen their lives improve and in those 60 seconds they have finally managed to rearrange their lives, shopping, learning languages, going out to play sports and learning to play one or more instruments.

How to get it

Get your cat now at "Los Gatos Hermanos" for a small fee only 9,173.24 european dollars and ... ATTENTION, now and only for the next 60 seconds, you can get two cats for the price of one, so hurry up and do your best to imitate a cat's tail and get those 60 seconds that will allow you to get your two kittens that will provide 120 seconds a day to do twice as many things. Do not miss this excellent opportunity and buy your cats now.

You can pay cash on delivery, in cash or with the "El Corto Inglés" purchase card and remember, we do not accept "American Press".

Note: As a clarification, if you are still hallucinating, know that everything is written in a humorous way, just as an excuse to present the video of the baby and the cat, which I find very funny.

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